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Catullus 16 (more-or-less-free translation, following a mixture of English and Italian schemes)

I will first fuck your assholes, then your faces,
oh Furius, faggot, and Aurelius, sissy,
and I’ll be doing so because, my graces,
you thought me, for my poems, too much kissy.

A poet must be decent—yet content—
but no one cand demand that to his work,
and, while my verses have a naughty scent,
I don’t—whoever thinks that is a jerk.

Not only youngsters with my verse shall blush,
but also mature men who can’t get hard
or those who can’t get up their heavy masses.

To you, who read my kisses in a rush
and think because of them that I am marred—
I shall deep-fuck your faces and your asses.

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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

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De cómo sostener y lamer bolas (de helado) puede reportar gran satisfacción, o Pulchri infanti glaciem edibilem edenti, confusi ab omnibus puero, qui vere Laura Cadona est

Ni Tizona más bravo fue esgrimida,
ni el cetro de Ottokar más alto alzado,
ni mejor que las bolas de ese helado
fue de Olimpia la llama sostenida,

ni una vara de mago fue así asida,
ni con mayor pasión así agarrado
un cipot… ¡un clavel, bello, encarnado,
una rosa fragante antes de olida!,

ni nunca reportó mayor contento
sostener cualquier cosa con la mano,
ni pudo compararse ósculo alguno

con comer ese helado suculento…
Tarde canicular es ésta, hermano.
De tanto hablar de helados, quiero uno.

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gerardorrfenty:

Tu saeh o k? #Arte #Soneto #Garcilaso #Quevedo #FrayLuis #LopeDeVega

gerardorrfenty:

Tu saeh o k? #Arte #Soneto #Garcilaso #Quevedo #FrayLuis #LopeDeVega

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corpsepose:

happy easter

I think the fourth one resembles me.

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ruinedchildhood:

same

ruinedchildhood:

same

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